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| You Know You Go To SUNY Albany If.......1. You've waited with 250 other people for a bus and somehow all squeezed on it along with the drunken bums that were already sitting there and the people who were finishing their Sbarro pizza.
2. You've been in a cab with 3 people up front and 14 people in the back.
3. You've ripped off a cabbie and he was too high to notice.
4. You went to a bar for their specials that last til 12 but their clocks are an hour and 45 minutes fast.
5. You went out with 30 bucks and came home with one wet, crumbled up single.
6.You've puked and or passed out on every street from Pearl to Partridge.
7. You've waited for the "last bus" at 3:20 in the morning even though you know they stop at 2.
8.You have or had a chalked ID that worked at every bar and every club even though it said you were 37.
9. You NEVER, EVER want to see concrete ever again.
10. You have gotten stuck in the elevators in one of the towers for 15 minutes and didn't realize until you wound up in the basement.
11. You've been downtown and seen at least 2 drug deals go down involving a kid younger that 13.
12. Your room is so small you can reach out and touch your roomate in the middle of the night.
13. You shit more than 4 times a day because they put extra fiber in the food.
14. You look foward to the "special" dinner events at the dining halls even though you know it will be the same shit they always serve.
15. It seems like every other building has side door key swipes except yours.
16. You've walked through the snow and wondered why they closed the fuckin tunnels.
17. You forget what its like to have two sunny days in a row.
18. You told your parents that you came here because it has a good (fill in your major here) program but you told your friends that you came cuz its gonna get back its number 1 party school ranking.
19. You go out 6 days a week because you feel its your duty to restore it back to its #1 party school days.
20. You've been to every sport's opening game but realized that there's really no reason to go...except basketball.
21. You eat easy mac or ramen every day becuase its the only thing you eat here that doesn't make you shit.
22. You go to Sneaky Pete's two times a week and swear you'll never EVER go back but you always do.(DJ)
23. You check the ASP Crime Blotter and cheer when your not in it because you can't remember if you were arrested last weekend or not. (JH)
24. You know you go to SUNY Albany if every time you take cough syrup, you instinctively drink it like a shot. (JC)
. You know exactly what I'm talking about. More information, feel free to contact: 1400 Washington Ave
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